A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him and introduced herself as Carmen.
“That's a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”
“No,” she replied. “I gave it to myself. It reflects the things in life I like most - cars and men.”
“What's your name?” she asked.
He said, “Harley Titsenbeer”. “Nice to meet you”.