My wife (who is tattoo-less) e-mailed this to me.
Hey if we can't laugh at ourselves, then what fun is life?
I've got Tattoos in the Green "Socially acceptable rebellious zone", in the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone", and on my chest, which is not mentioned here.
I know I've got to have some internet pals out there with tats in "OTHER" places, and it's all good.
So, pony up; Where are yours?